no one can quite capture the crazy

when your blabbermouth babbles on about babylon

no one spouts verbal doodoo quite as you do

spitting silly spells, slightly voodoo

in the few feuds with you, dude

it's as talking to a wall, towering tall, crumbling, fumbling, and falling fault to fallacies

honestly, honesty is the best quality and it's sad to see

your blasphemous blasphemy

aggressively performing argumentative acrobatics

and to add on the ad hominem with the straw-men

its... all.. just... look--

chasing cheesy cliches is just your forte

to my dismay, i find your mental forays

-and this may be hard to believe- quite lovely, personally

and despite all the dumb ways we may conversate

i'll never hesitate to engage in one of our parlays